February 2012
4 posts
Alma Matters
I am shocked that “Alma Matters” isn’t already the title of a sitcom. How perfect would that be? It would probably feature a bunch of post-college slackers who have to ban together to save their struggling university.
But, sadly, this article isn’t about a great sitcom. This article is about how my alma mater, Villanova University, canceled the performances of an openly...
Hey, Rihanna, you should date me instead.
Hey Rihanna,
My name’s Steve Cronin, I’m a comic living in New York City. I’m not sure if this is true, but I’ve read online that you might be getting back together with Chris Brown. This is going to sound crazy, but… and I’m using bold font so you know it’s important… you should date me instead of getting back together with Chris Brown. But before...
Selecting Selective Memory
Whenever somebody brings up how Tom Cruise has taken the Acela Express to Crazytown, I bring up Cocktail. Cocktail is a great movie, with some great actors doing great acting. It’s a nice story with a beginning, middle, and an end. It’s just about the perfect hungover Saturday afternoon movie.
I bring up Cocktail because that’s how I like to think of Tom Cruise. As a charasmatic...
Hey new friends!
Just noticed some new followers here! Okay. If you live in NYC, come see me every Saturday at 9 at The Village Lantern. It’s a free show and it’s funny. Thanks!